"I. -- Barack Hussein Obama I solemnly swear Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear. That I will execute the office of president of the United States faithfully -- execute. Get off faithfully the president the office of president and -- I just -- the United States -- wheels. -- the best of -- ability and will miss my children. Preserve protect and defend the constitution of the United States. Preserve protect and defend the constitution of the United States so help you got so homey."
-- The presidential oath of office, as rendered in the automatically generated transcript accompanying the Fox News video (bearing the understated disclaimer that it "may not be 100% accurate" - click on the PLUS (+) sign just under the video)