I have to say, deep-fried twinkies and oreos have nothing on the following: Bacon Explosion. If you are looking for a way to commit suicide by coronary thrombosis and artherosclerosis, you could hardly pick a better recipe. While the NYTimes article says this "treat" has about 5000 calories, I have to believe four pounds of pork, plus rub, plus sauce, has at least 2-3 times that number, almost all of which are pure fat.
Call me when it's done. :)